Word of the Week: Sparwitz

Jul 14, 2016

Sparwitz Enlarge image (© colourbox.com) We all know someone who tries to make jokes that no one laughs at. Some people are notoriously good at telling jokes that aren't funny (or that no one comprehends). It would be ironic to call their attempts "jokes" in the first place, so Germans have a better word for them: Sparwitze!

A Sparwitz is a joke that isn't funny or doesn't make sense. In English, this is sometimes called an "anti-joke". It could be a random phrase that doesn't have much purpose and will leave people raising their eyebrows in confusion. Should they laugh? Maybe they'll force a chuckle or maybe they'll stare at the person telling the Sparwitz with a blank expression. The term Sparwitz comes from the words sparen ("to save") and Witz ("joke"). It's a joke where the jokester saves his humor for himself, leaving you with something less than funny.

Here's a few Sparwitze examples:

Have you ever seen a Schnitzel run through the woods? No? Well, that's how fast they are!

What do you call a cookie under a tree? A shady cookie!

Two mushrooms are walking in the woods. One says "hi", the other one says "ahhh, but mushrooms can't speak!"

sparwitz Enlarge image (© colourbox.com) These Sparwitze are neither funny, nor do they make much sense. Sometimes, however, the randomness of the anti-joke may cause some unexpected laughter. Some comedians even try to provoke laughter through use of Sparwitze. In English, this is referred to as anti-humor and their stand-ups are known as alternative comedy. As you can imagine, getting an audience to laugh at a Sparwitz is much more difficult than getting them to laugh at a good old joke!

But in general, if someone is telling you some German Sparwitze that they perceive as jokes, tell them to spare you of that.

By Nicole Glass, Editor of The Week in Germany

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